Cheeseburger - really nasty orange goop cheese. Burger is kind of grey & crumbly, prob because of hydrolyzed soy protein filler/seasoning, moist but not greasy, tastes very much like beef bouillon but not a lot like beef. Pickles are truly bizarre, like discs of unchewable pickle-flavored plastic. With the ketchup & mustard, however, the overall effect is very cheeseburgerish only saltier.
Double Dog Dare - Cheapest available skinless franks made mostly of mech sep chicken, like big vienna sausages but which have somehow developed a skin. Grainy beef-and-TVP chili on top with a decent flavor and slight spiciness with effectively shuts out the nasty hot dog flavor. Mustard is extraneous, adds nothing to the flavor & actually fights against the chili. Suprisingly decent even if it does look like it came out of a diaper.
